1. Folks go digging through trash looking for these sorts of things and it doesn’t end well (and depending on your jurisdiction you could be held liable).

My God! His smile is even more horrifying than his serious face.

My manager would laugh his ass off at these questions. Several are so blatantly ass-kissing it’s embarrassing.

Someone (and I wish I could remember who and provide a link) broke down his way of talking. He speaks in vague, incomplete sentences that his followers parse into whatever they want it to be. Sort of a bias confirmation fill-in-the-blank.

Yeah, but Goldfinger actually had a plan. I think Trump just wanders from day to day distracted by whatever is on TV or whatever is shiniest in the room.

As someone with disabled friends that rely on public transportation, #3 is basically their nightmare scenario. Because Lyft and Uber are unregulated, they often leave disabled people on the curb and get another gig. Doubly so if they have a service dog (and I mean a real service dog, not some pet you bought a vest…

Jesus. All the WASPy old fucks I know cheat at golf. It’s their thing. All this does makes him “one of them.” Hell, they didn’t even bat an eye with the fucker drove his cart ONTO THE GREEN like the lazy slob he is.

One of the theaters I work with has a glitter ban. They call it the “herpes of the craft world.”

This is a hospital. I’m sure the parents filled out at least 18 forms to give the NICU permission for this.

LOL. Fuck no.

Nuke it from orbit. It’s the only way to be sure.

Oh hell yes! I have ton of small Mason jars lying around from the “jam” that no one wanted from my brother’s wedding.

Our son had his tonsils removed some years ago. The surgeon came and got us and lead us into a room to talk about the surgery. It was the most nightmarish 30 seconds of my life. Everything was fine, but he didn’t say anything until we were back into a meeting room.

Could you imagine the epic, Golgothan level shit storm that would come from Twitter shutting down Trump’s account?

Sounds like a good way to wipe out the idiots that follow anything and everything they read online.

Cheesy action/sci-fi/fantasy flicks. Clive Cussler/Tom Clancy/Lee Child novels. And so on.

Anyone have an alternative to Google+? I loved being able to follow NASA, NatGeo, etc with smart commentary and not Facebook’s “Fake CGI!” “Climate Change is a hoax!” “Earthz Flat” BS.

I’ve been having much better luck reading from Reuters (it’s who everyone else is regurgitating, so might as well get it straight from the source) and ProPublica (still some excellent investigative reporting and they partner with other organizations to broaden their reach).

Won’t someone please think of the neanderthals?!

Please...can our long national nightmare soon be over?