My God! His smile is even more horrifying than his serious face.

The urinal in our office was broken for a month and that meant that the “I’m too lazy to lift a seat or just sit down” crowd made an absolute mess of the toilets. We finally had to put up signs in the stalls reminding men that their mommies weren’t here to clean up after them and they needed to act like adults and…

My manager would laugh his ass off at these questions. Several are so blatantly ass-kissing it’s embarrassing.

It’s tricky and it involves a lot of hand sanitizer.

I need to print that out and leave it in the Men’s Room.

Not washing them correctly is one thing. I’m talking about people who aren’t washing AT ALL.

The moment you start noticing how many of your fellow coworkers are not washing their hands after using the restroom, you can’t un-notice it.

FUCKING FINALLY!!

I was thinking the same thing, but maybe with scheduled “washes” with UV lamps they could periodically clean the station.

Someone (and I wish I could remember who and provide a link) broke down his way of talking. He speaks in vague, incomplete sentences that his followers parse into whatever they want it to be. Sort of a bias confirmation fill-in-the-blank.

Yeah, but Goldfinger actually had a plan. I think Trump just wanders from day to day distracted by whatever is on TV or whatever is shiniest in the room.

As someone with disabled friends that rely on public transportation, #3 is basically their nightmare scenario. Because Lyft and Uber are unregulated, they often leave disabled people on the curb and get another gig. Doubly so if they have a service dog (and I mean a real service dog, not some pet you bought a vest…

Jesus. All the WASPy old fucks I know cheat at golf. It’s their thing. All this does makes him “one of them.” Hell, they didn’t even bat an eye with the fucker drove his cart ONTO THE GREEN like the lazy slob he is.

I’m going to need a lot more hand sanitizer. Like a Costco sized bottle. Or two.

One of the theaters I work with has a glitter ban. They call it the “herpes of the craft world.”

It’s almost like these neckbeards are toxic misanthropes that should be exiled from society (or at the very least, ignored until they go away or grow up).

“Colossal, moronic, fuckwit” doesn’t even begin to describe Assange. Maybe we need a new word like “Trumpian” to encapsulate this level of stupid.

I want them to turn this into a movie or TV series, just to watch the basement dwellers scream impotently at the Internet. After Hulu is done with The Handmaid’s Tale.

“When you’re accustomed to privilege, equality feels like oppression.”

This is a hospital. I’m sure the parents filled out at least 18 forms to give the NICU permission for this.