Printing this and hanging it in our break room.

Point of order: All three of these liquids are neither beer nor drinkable. This entire discussion is moot.

Why is crotch kicking MAGA hat wearing assholes never one of the options?

That makes me a lot less anxious. I just hope the film both at the same time so we’re guaranteed the full story.

While the cast sounds fantastic, I still can’t shake my unease about trying to cram all of Dune into a 2-3 hour movie. I want to be wrong. So very wrong.

Don’t worry folks, it’ll all trickle down. Like a wealthy man taking a leak on a poor man, it will all trickle down.

Is it fraud? Or is it incompetence? With the GOP, it’s hard to tell the difference.

Gaslighting. We know he’s racist. They know he’s racist. But if you spin the lie long enough and hard enough, (they think) it becomes the truth.

I know it’s still “football” but I’d love to see Scott Sigler’s GFL on the big screen.

In order to make room for that massive tax cut the 1% got, Republicans eliminated a lot of working class deductions, like the moving one.

While I actually liked our minivan for all its uses, I breathed a sigh of relief when I got rid of it. The roads have been easier to traverse since switching to a similarly sized SUV.

Hop on, tap the L button, and pray you have enough stamina.

I’m stealing this. This is turns the tired old mentality back on the clueless throng.

This is the worst version of Clue I’ve ever played.

You have one handy?

There’s a darker, long-term problem as well. All these charities (food banks, etc) are doling out relief for federal workers. That’s great, don’t get me wrong, but that means fewer resources for other homeless, unemployed/under employed people or disaster victims.

TurboTax has been worth every penny I’ve spent on it. Every year.

You can get fined. We’ve had to schlep over to my In-Laws to shovel their sidewalks while they were out-of-town.

I started cutting back on my calories and did see a marked change. The first few days however, I (and my coworkers) realized I get hangry as fuck. So watch out for that.

Whoa. Slow down there Milton Friedman.