Ditto here. At first I thought it was AdBlocker doing it, but it’s hosed across the board.

Buying a Tablo + Lifetime service and then Amazon comes out with their own DVR product that would fit into our tech ecosystem better.

There is nothing honorable about Fuji apples. Those things are bland applesauce wrapped in a skin.

iTunes? Hard pass. Even if they gave away 100 audiobooks, I wouldn’t be interested. Besides, there are decent versions of all these audiobooks on LibriVox.

They “went commercial?”

Florida - Holding America hostage since November 2000.

Friend: How do I get some sleep with a new baby in the house.

Florida: “Ain’t nobody stupider than us!”

We get it, your mommy didn’t love you and now you have to lash out at your betters.

Oh good. Now I get to listen to even more people whine about how “it didn’t make sense.”

Check for package deals from Disney itself, but also AAA and Costco. Also, if traveling off-peak, see if Disney Dining is included (or reduced) as part of the deal. You’ll save a ton that way.

Careful with those coasters. They’re $6 + $10 shipping (I hate that back-door markup shit).

Careful with those coasters. They’re $6 + $10 shipping (I hate that back-door markup shit).

That’s not a party. That’s a kidnapping.

In post-Trump politics, optics mean nothing. People are stupid and will believe whatever they want to believe. Optics, facts, data, or truth be damned.

We’re a publicly traded company, so no parties of any kind (the shareholders don’t like to see their money ‘wasted’ on these kinds of frivolities). We do, however, get an hour to bring in our own food for a potluck that we can take back to our desks to eat.

I would love to, but I’ve got “Gluten Intolerant” people coming over. The kind of people with a host of imagined maladies and other self-diagnosed illnesses.

You might want to look up the definition of Communist, genius.

It gets overused, but Tess Thompson really is “versatile.” I barely realized it was “Valkyrie”in Annihilation and Sorry to Bother You. That’s some solid range. I’m psyched to see her in the new MIB (and, fingers crossed, Endgame).

I love the security angle! My MS Ergo keyboard + this mouse = No one touches my machine.

I love the security angle! My MS Ergo keyboard + this mouse = No one touches my machine.

(With apologies to Colbert and company)