So President Pussy-Grabber is really just President Pussy?

That pervert!

Does “Mother” know about his inappropriate touching?!

I loathe playing “Life.” That game has zero strategy outside of buying insurance and stock. It’s all random stupid luck (maybe that’s the metaphor for life itself). Give me a good strategy game with a little luck thrown in (Clue) or no luck at all (Chess) and I’m in.

Yes the answer is “don’t.” But the frightening truth is that it depends on what airport you fly out of. I’ve noticed a massive deviance in security protocols from airport to airport. If they’re going to give us Security Theater, they might as well be consistent in its presentation.

I once had a coworker go on and on about 9/11 conspiracies (Jet fuel can’t melt steel!) and Chemtrails (why do some planes have them and others don’t?). I just sat there, completely unable to respond. After about 10 minutes of this, I just got up. When she asked where I was going, I told her I was going to talk to her…

I saw those and was kicking myself for going all in on Tablo. But it sounds like the Tablo works with more devices (tablets, computers, Roku, and Amazon stuff). The Tablo has been decent, with a few streaming issues. But I’m not sure if it’s the device or our Wifi.

Quick! Tell Trump that they voted for him in outer space and they need paper towels! Anyone have a contact at Fox News?

Active shooter drills, an idiot reality TV show host as president, and (totally necessary) smoke mask instructions.

Yeah, I’m a fucking snowflake? Get fucked, asshole.

You’re right. I should just shut up and let them blow whatever the fuck that stuff is in my face at bus stops, train stations, outside restaurants, etc.

If vapers (Is that the term? Because I frank don’t care) want flavors so badly, why don’t they just chew gum? Seems cheaper and probably healthier.

Gross. Brine that bird and be adored by your family for ages.

You betcha!

“How to help people affected by [insert climate change based disaster here]”

I’m literally listening to it right now and it’s one of his better works. And for John Williams, that’s saying something. It has such an epic, heroic feel to it.

Figure out what the rest of the family “needs” from their TV entertainment. We dropped cable and use Netflix & Amazon Prime + Tablo + Library DVDs/Blu ray for everything we need. I’m thinking of getting CBS All Access when ST Discovery rolls out Season 2 and just binge through seasons 1 & 2 then cancel it.

I just flew out of DEN on Saturday and the new security area was much faster. The area where you put your stuff into bins is now rounded, allowing for more people to get their stuff ready to go through the scanner at once. A little confusing at first, but people caught on quickly.

Because RBG fell and is hospitalized and Dolt45 could possibly put a THIRD justice on the Supreme Court.

I want to frame that poster of him. God that’s awesome.