theangrymob
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theangrymob

That’s the beauty of flying only one type of jet (Boeing 737). Every flight crew is rated for every plane they have.

Pervert.

Media shower? Disks and drives from the heavens!

US Postal Savings System lasted from 1911 to 1967

Damn. I know several non-profits that take busted bikes, fix them up and give them to kids in need. Seems like a massive waste.

Hey! You shouldn’t mock our first mentally handicapped president!

I’ll give a shout-out to OneDrive in lieu of Google Drive et al. It’s already baked into Windows 10 and, if you’re an Office 365 subscriber, you get 1TB of storage included (plus whatever the free account gets you).

We got your back on this one.

Having witnessed first hand how many “gentleman” do not wash their hands after using the restroom, I may need a Super Soaker with this stuff.

Having witnessed first hand how many “gentleman” do not wash their hands after using the restroom, I may need a

Sidebar: A+ for the header image.

Maybe. Try googling it.

Maybe. Try googling it.

All games should be played with the GC controller.

All games should be played with the GC controller.

I think we’re living in an age where the wealthy elite are starting to drink their own Kool-Aid. People that have inherited wealth and manage to hang onto it due to the brains of their employees are starting to think they themselves are the reason for their success.

Hello, fellow completionist!

God damn it! Who is cutting onions right now? This is an office!

It is 2018 and parody is dead. These people are too stupid to be made fun of. It’s like knocking over a kid on crutches. It just feels cruel to mock the mentally deficient.

Do: Doctor referrals if they’re good and they’re in an appropriate field.

Slow toasting for a light browning and just enough to melt the marshmallow all the way through. Then use dark chocolate. Not that wax abomination from Hershey’s masquerading as chocolate.

“beans and ride” is a great typo.

“Gas up, boys!”

Well, I certainly won’t need sleep knowing one is in the house. Imagine all housework I could get done...