Yeah, like a dolphin would have any of us. Maybe the cat delegation, though. I feel like they’d all miss the vote while napping, or can be bought off with catnip, or a few licks of that kitty go-gurt that my girlfriend’s cats go crazy about.

Yeah, I’m all in favor of abandoning this stupid fucking species. I’m going team dolphin.

Haven’t we had enough “that’s not an apology” apologies for people to recognize that projecting blame to the person who takes offense is not a fucking apology? How hard is it to say “I regret what I did” rather than that extra step of assuming that the people taking offense are somehow at fault, or at the very least…

I know this is a personal failing. But my initial reaction to a story where Kay has to call the cops after Nancy’s man assaulted her, is to ask if this is a Harlequin Series Romance, or real life.

And...

I’m sorry, I seem to have missed where Mark Harris was also indicted in his role in this.

“Every day, the Enemy of the People says I’m Racist, but then one of the blacks says I tried to kiss her and they believe that too. Your favorite President is treated so Unfairly.”

You are like a little baby. We communists and anarchists are still rehashing the 1876 split of the International Working Men’s Association!

“Babies in cages,” Johnson told the Post. “I didn’t think it was going to be this bad.”

The fact that the Democratic candidates are trampling each other to get behind some form of “Medicare for all” is all of the proof you need to show that Hillary lost not just the Presidency but the heart of the Democratic Party. She is to blame for trying to skirt the line between good policy that helps people and…

Hillary Clinton lost to Donald Trump.

We should have a draft but it should be for EVERYONE. Even fat asses with bone spurs. Even their tiny hands can hold a potato peeler or toilet brush for the national good.

She’s not running for president.

“It doesn’t make me feel good to feel this way but they’re some of the biggest assholes in American politics,”

Splinter didn't exist during the 2016 election, dummy. 

I think everyone should be required to register and if selected be assigned on a case by case basis. I was in the Marines and while most I served with were bad asses, there were some I wouldn’t allow to dispute a charge on a restaurant bill let alone fight along side of me. 

Rehashing the 2016 Democratic primary is SO dumb and tired. I’ve moved on to better, more enlightened thoughts, like rehashing the 2004 Democratic primary. Edwards Would’ve Won!

Whomever wins the Dem primary, I hope they actually visit and campaign in the Midwest and swing states this time.. even if they have to take a private jet to get there.

What America needs is to stop letting soccer mom airheads control the country.  If Hillary runs to enact vengeance on Bernie for “ruining her turn” I swear to fucking God I might lose my mind.  He would have won in 2016, he will win now.  Stay home and get drunk, Hillary.