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Can confirm rad noises. I’d give it more like 5 mental hp with K&N CAI..

85.5?

...the fuck did Guam ever do to you?

It seems to me like these truck owners are reacting emotionally to a social situation, which is the same thing that they criticize other people for. While Tesla owners currently own the gold standard of miles-per-smug, this feels like an emotional backlash to try and knock them down a peg.

Kinda buried the lede there.

“SQUIRTED MIXTURE OF BLEACH AND WATER INTO RECTUM WANTING TO PREVENT AIDS”

buried a lot of things, if we’re being honest.

“SLIPPED & FELL ON WET FLOOR AT HOME & ALSO HAS HAD SEX TOY STUCK IN VAGINA FOR 8 MONTHS”

It’s beautiful!

Wish I had one of these.

For me, I’m trying to figure out why there are two pockets on the same side of the jacket. I know they tend to be fake, but isn’t that like having fake hood vents on your car?

I did not need to think about that tonight, actually, but after reading the above-referenced Twitter feed, I think it might be appropriate.  I really recommend it -- it’s hi-larious! Lots of financially savvy people tearing him a new one!

All their tailors hate them.

He’s supposed to be a very wealthy man. What is up with that suit ? Is it really so poorly tailored or is he just a formless lump of flesh?

1980 Japanese dirt/street/trail bikes were absolutely incredible in the era. Especially when they all went to the monoshock rear.

I suspect it has to do with the combustion chamber. Those other bikes have all gone through various upgrades through the years. The KLR has a fairly tall and high volume combustion chamber, which can have problems meeting emissions. It has a single exhaust port and intake port even though it has four valves, and the

Respect.

WonderReagan pictured here:

This is a good take.

Ummm....