I humbly suggest a visit to the Optometrist.

I loved those things because they looked like a Federation Shuttlecraft 

Beat me to it.

That’s because of all the overhead that comes with running a business, paying taxes, and salaries and such...

It’s funny they didn’t mention that part about charging me 110$ a day for a car, while I pay 20 on Toro....

Transparent pricing, my ass. I used to work for ERAC and there was nothing of the sort at the branch level, despite how hard corporate wanted the public to believe it was true.

I used to live in that neighborhood, even without him parking was atrocious. Most of those buildings are 100 years old with no parking. We paid for off-street parking just so we wouldn’t have to deal with it. During the middle of the day, it may not be terrible because everyone is at work. Overnight and weekends were…

But WHY, Amazon? WHY are you doing this?

I grabbed the actual physical media (DVD, not Blu-ray) for the last 8 seasons or so around the time that the show ended. Oddly enough they cost less per season than the Prime versions do now.

Looks like Jalopnik’s next head to head can be who gets triggered faster: VW guys with CEL jokes, or Mustang guys with Cars & Coffee accident jokes?

Me? Miata. If all of the used ones were gone. (Or just because three of my friends own used NAs and I’d feel desperate to fit in buying one).

Different cars for different life stages, in my opinion.
When you’re young, most likely single and poor, probably renting, it makes a lot of sense to have only one car. In that case, the GTI is damn near perfect. It can do everything, and it’s fun.
Later, when you have partnered up, maybe with a kid or two, probably in…

I think the best bit may be those galoshes it calls fins.

No Crack pipes only have 2 holes. This has 200

Point to the part left to part out on the thing, because I don’t see any.

This is the only answer if he really wants to stick with this particular Jeep.

So, you need to replace everything except the engine.

You can make it easy on yourself....

Dude.

David, I’m going to be 100% honest with you. This is the worst jeep you’ve brought home so far. You need to let this one go. That frame is not salvageable. The rest of the floor and all the floor braces would need to be completely replaced as well as the firewall and parts of the drip rail and who knows what else. You…