On knobbies. With enough power to wheelie right out from under you at the first attempt to ride it. No brakes. No suspension.

This is The Lord Our God warning you about touch screens and computer interfaces in mission critical appliances.  If you don’t pay attention, it’s on you.

I’ll tell ya, it’s not just the car.  There are days when I’d like to do this to their sanctimonious owners too.

Christmas is just around the corner. I found your perfect gift.

You kind of DO need to buy lower standard stuff if you buy new now.

You misunderstand what I’m saying.  I’m saying that older cars have the features buyers are looking for, so they are buying older cars instead of new ones. And you can’t put off a purchase, if you need transportation now.  That logic doesn’t fly.

The 2008 housing bubble was just the most recent catastrophe.  There will be more.

There are a lot of people who see the upcoming future of electric vehicle inevitability, hybrids, and smaller engines, and instead of buying into that, opting for older cars with bigger engines.

I don’t think that’s true.

This is how you recognize a troglodyte. Big head can’t control what the little head tells it to do. 

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While putting a hemi in almost any vehicle instantly makes it interesting, for this sort of ride, I’d just get a brand new Ford Model A frame/shell and use that instead of this. I guess if you Mopar exclusively.  Maybe.  But still.

From what I hear, with the auxilliary tank, you should be able to get over 300 real miles offroad. That by itself is a game changer for a mid-sized bike.

This article’s formatting is hosed.  Someone go kick the Kinja server and reset it.

There are so many bikes out there now, even a list of 25 of them would miss a number of good ones. I’d put the Monkey above the Grom though.

I think they are going to make it in Hanover.

OMG.  It really works.

They needed to chase. It was classic prey response.

That explains it then. Thanks.

Your tin and copper are high, so it has had some effect on the bearings. But your molybdenum and zinc are high, which means the oil additives designed to help at the bearings are better than average, and likely saved your tookus. Magnesium is way high. I’m uncertain what parts on that vehicle are made of it, but valve…