Come to think of it, this is the best work he has produced so far! I will chip in for a fuck you 2 sequel.

Alcohol doesn’t erase those nightmares.

Nothing is a bigger ‘fuck you’ than his actual creations. Alcohol doesn’t erase those nightmares.

This is merely adding insult to injury.

Haha, fuck you too! :D

God damn it, I wanted to post this.

I want one painted bright red with tinted windows and some kind of extraordinarily-reliable western engine in it. Probably suspension upgrades would also be in order. It would need a tiny white window sticker of a roll of toilet paper in the corner of the back window, too...

It’s a beautiful car, full stop.

I would freedom the heck out of this.

Go away, Rick.

That belt is the single hardest working thing in American politics.

This is childish, mean-spirited, and awesome.

Moment of silence for the pressure this belt is under. It gave it hell, but after this, that hole will never be the same again.

Chris Christie is immune from any kind of fat shaming. Or any kind of shaming if you think about it.

Whose Disgusting Baseball FUPA Is This?

It’s funny when fat people try to do things. Even funnier when old people watch. Fat people and old people are funny.

Wow. When Rex Ryan looks svelte standing next to you, it is probably time to reconsider your eating and exercise habits.

If he got his stomach stapled, would I score that as a Sacrifice Gunt?

How is this not filed under “Shapes”?