Millions of years ago, a species born of the primordial ooze, would grow legs, learn to use tools, and rise up to become the dominant species on the planet! One day this species was destined to build amazing technological marvels: flying machines, personal tablet computers, video recorders, and the Internet and they…
I'm not the first person to point this out... but Stargate Studios, has nothing to do with the 1994 Stargate movie, the 1998 Stargate SG-1 TV Series, or any of its spin-offs. They just share the same name.
Wait... Penis cancer is a thing???
Japan: LET'S MAKE ROBOTIC VERSIONS OF EVERYTHING!!!!
Trapped in rubble + Spider-Robot trying to get to me = :(
That is WILDLY irresponsible. Hardware stores are refuges FROM zombies. Intentionally encouraging them to go there is traitorous.
78,953,382,777th bitches!!!
Everybody.... CHILL!!!
The iPhone 6 will actually be a series of inhaled aerosol chemicals that will display a HUD on the inside of your eyelids.
What a terrible name for a website...
Is that Harold Ramis???
Is that Jesus holding that thing???
I'm more interested in the Marvis brand toothpaste... Is that rich guy toothpaste??? Is it made from caviar?
Might as well join the club... We can get t-shirts printed...
I hear second-hand hot dog is even worse for you...
I'm ashamed for both of us...
I apologize for this comment ahead of time...
Complete failure because of the Rebecca Black video.