A huge Happy Birthday to you, Coco!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Yes!

I’ve seen your dogs and they are amazing. Smiling and awesome in every photo you have ever posted. I adore my children, age 24 and 19, but I’d be lying if some days in the past I didn’t wish they were dogs.....just for a moment or day.

The “armpit” of Canada is better than any city in America right now. Have you seen our current president?

The older you get the more “young” you will feel given that you had a child young. I’m 45 and our son is 24. It is absolute hell to be young parents: finances, maturity, etc. It is absolute heaven to be 45 and watch everybody else your age go to PTA meetings and bake sales.

Bingo. Seriously, you nailed it. The people in those L.A. areas would have far more than the people of Cinco, however. It’s this totally odd subset of people I have never encountered before. Tutoring centers all over the place so their kid can get a scholarship because they raided the college fund to buy a Cadillac…

35 hit me hard. 45 didn’t make a dent. The awesome part about the 35 milestone is that I freaked out so badly that every birthday since then was fine. I am at the place in my life, 45....soon to be 46, where I am happy, comfortable and looking forward towards the future. I have come to terms with it all and loving…

The thing is “the address” isn’t close to being a great one. It’s a suburb and an average one. It’s so weird.

Snark and bitching ahead:

Surely you jest. Slot machines, where money literally poured in, bankrupted the Idiot in Chief....twice. No need to remind the public of his business acumen. His “library” will simply be an Ipad encased in plexi-glass. Given his penchant for Twitter and famously saying he hasn’t read a book since college.....that is a…

Everything about Kirk Cameron makes me smile though. His ridiculous and over the top proclamations. His attempt at publicity. A desperate person trying to stay relevant and he found a home amongst the biggest source of income: Christians.

It’s almost as if you were in on the meetings.

A 70 year old man who famously bragged that he hasn’t read a book since college? That guy?

Time ran out:

If Donald Trump isn’t trying to “The Producers” his presidency I’ll be damned. Saying the most idiotic and disgusting things on the campaign trail didn’t work, apparently. He has to go to Plan B.

When I heard his comment I just laughed. Meanwhile he is twitching to send a bill to the Senate floor that fleeces every American of their hard earned money and yet gives them absolutely nothing in the way of care. Let’s not forget his other statement: “Who knew healthcare was hard?”.

Good! I just Googled his name and yeah, go for it.

Please do me a favor. Harness that anger and bring it back to Ohio. A state that consistently votes Republican. Elections are won at the state level. I am a Democrat in Texas and was a Republican in California, go figure.

You know what makes me smile? That William Henry Harrison will have done more in a hundred days, including dying through most of it, than Trump

I imagine Foghorn Leghorn talking.