Trump alone has five children with three different women. Imagine for a second if Obama had that hanging over his head.

I’ll take the low road. A headline that said he was found dead after a neighbor reported the smell wouldn’t cause me any stress.

Donald Trump just cannot help himself. He doesn’t have the self reflection or intelligence to know when he has lost. What does surprise me is Newt Gingrich getting in on this. Hear me out....Gingrich is a very seasoned politician. He isn’t some trust fund asshole and reality star, he is deeply entrenched in politics…

If Jezebel stopped covering anything that started out under oppression, they would have nothing to write about. Literally nothing.

So who are you voting for?

Please tell me you regularly put cod liver oil in his coffee.

Is that so. Donald Trump wants to “renegotiate” our debt with foreign countries for pennies on the dollar, a move that if realized would destroy our credit rating and our currency. You think that isn’t dangerous? Or telling our NATO allies we are going to force them to pay more than they can afford in to the group or…

Well that’s good. At least they weren’t dependent then. Most weren’t so lucky and that’s why they had to stay in bad marriages and why the divorce rates from that era was low. When women have options it’s a good thing.

No, more like they better have those babies and stay at home, out of the workforce. Keep ‘em dependent and optionless, just like in the 1950's.

If someone who doesn’t have children, i.e., the next generation, is the only ones who should vote for Trump, that outta tell you the correct choice.

I wasn’t talking about how it was founded. Nearly ever country was founded on cruelty. The foundation is “Give us your tired, your poor, your huddled masses yearning to breathe free”. Trump wants none of that.

Hopefully you understood my point.

Yup.

I think it’s more of: “I have a shockingly high opinion of myself and don’t care about the plight of others so this outcome is of no consequence.”

No, voting for a candidate that won’t destroy the foundation of this country or pull out of NATO is. Hmm.

22 countries currently have female presidents or prime ministers and 70 countries have had them. We aren’t leading shit. Add in maternity leave, education and healthcare and the world laughs at us and our “we’re number one” thinking.

Translation: I don’t give a shit about this country so I will sit on my ass and stay home instead, but I will tell everybody I can’t vote for evil so I sound like a concerned citizen.

I know people who absolutely despise Hillary Clinton and yet when pressed as to why they cannot answer. They fumble and come up with Benghazi, but nothing of anything that another guy hadn’t done a thousand times worse, yet they supported him. I’ve come to the conclusion, after countless discussions with them and…