Please clap.

We’re fascist now.

The debate over the appropriateness of cops at Pride is a byproduct of what happens when middle-class white men become the face of the American LGBTQIA community. As Harron wrote, Pride is the commemoration of a fucking riot incited by police brutality against black and brown LGBTQIA people.

Godspeed, Dwight.

Mark Jackson defended JR by citing Derek Harper’s brain fart in the 1984 playoffs. The only problem is that Harper didn’t brain fart every quarter.

Never a bad time for, “You versus the guy she tells you not to worry about.”

If ever a book needed Comic Sans ....

Any group photo which includes Sebastian Gorka yet identifies two of the other people depicted as “the biggest grifters in politics right now” is a remarkable group shot, indeed.

“Sounds like an honorable man to me”

Jeff Sessions is a repulsive, racist piece of shit BUT BIG PICTURE: He’s also in a job he fought to get, that he doesn’t deserve and is using in the most sinister way possible BUT BIGGER PICTURE: His boss is mean to him. So it’s a wash.

I’m bleeding from my ears. Is that normal?

Apparently they’re trying to save face on the laughable “honorable person” line:

“The office of sheriff is a critical part of the Anglo-American heritage of law enforcement.”

Hey motherfuckers, watch me shoot 4,000 rounds per minute into this lake and then elect the shit out of me! Motherfuckers!!!

If Bob Iger personally calls up Trump and says “Go fuck yourself you orange wanna be billionaire” and then plays a recording of the conversation for the public, I will pledge my soul to the Walt Disney Company and their quest for word domination. I will also get a pair of mouse ears tattooed on my penis as a symbol of…

We call him “Machine Gun” Greitens out here.

He won because the Democrat was about as exciting as a wet piece of white bread. That and the fact that Missouri’s racist core couldn’t bear anything resembling Democrats after the shit that happened in Ferguson.

Anyone whose head wasn’t squarely up Trump’s ass could see…

He barely got to 51% here, and trailed or tied in most of the pre-election polling

Not exactly. Primary voters saw this and thought it was the cat’s pajamas.

he rode Trump’s “forgotten man” coattails in a state that’s been hit hard by globalization/financialization moving even service industries out of STL/KC and to the coasts, plus post-Ferguson most people outside of STL City and County (yes, even those in KC) see Dems as the “party for protestors and..you…

I’ll be honest, when I was making less money and self check outs were beginning to become a thing (and they didn’t have a cashier watching over all of them) I totally did this.

It’s the next easiest thing to downloading songs.

Damn grocery stores too cheap to pay cashiers a decent wage and now want me to do work for em? Don’t mind if I liberate a few carrots and onions...