Given the sourcing on all of these recent stories, someone is probably whispering “the Kushners send their regards” into Donnie’s ear at this very moment.

There are two things that we would all be wise to remember.

As pretty much every dad on earth has said at least once, “you fuck with the bull, son....”

That’s...dope as shit.

I wrote a Kinja this about how Trump’s dumb tweets are coming back to haunt him:

Kill it with fire.

WRONG, Barry. Henry the puffy taco is the greatest mascot of all time. Full stop.

It should be noted that Jenkins, Mr. More Guns, Coal and Unwanted Pregnancies, has only been a Republican for a few years. He served in the WV state Senate for a decade as a Democrat. He’s running against a first class fucking doofus in Manchin, a guy who once literally took a rifle and shot a hole in a copy of a…

Let’s not forget that Jefferson Beauregard Sessions III quite obviously perjured himself at his confirmation hearing to be, you know, the top law enforcement officer in the nation. But...it’s the Code Pink lady who laughed at him who is the one looking at jail time.

The balaclavas seem to cover their eyes because it seems to me that the burglars here are meant to be, you know, actual ISIS-type people. Really. That’s what it looks like to me.

Also with completely inexplicable hair. Weird, right?

I’m a Spurs homer from way back. I’ve been a rabid Spurs fan since I was a kid, from back when they mostly sucked. I love Leonard so much. I think he is deserving of even more praise than he already gets. It feels like every offseason he upgrades his firmware to add yet another skill to his already impressive Bag o’…

Of course there were GOP trust busters. As for this:

Of course it was. They, you know, control both houses of Congress and the WH. Where did imply otherwise?

All true, and airlines are just one of the most extreme and awful examples. The truth is that this kind of concentration has happened in loads of other industries over the last few decades. It’s why your ISP sucks and your mobile provider sucks and your health insurance sucks and...I could go on.

Tell me more, Mr. Lombardi.

They seem to be rather eager to start another war on the Korean peninsula so...

Fox was a wildly successful effort to put talk radio on TV. It had been working great for them and they figured why not put this in America’s living rooms. It worked and made a lot of truly terrible people fabulously wealthy.

I think this is pretty spot-on and is something I’ve been saying to folks for years now. It really hit home to me in the closing weeks of the 2012 election during the peak of the “unskew the polls” phenomenon. The rubes were eating this shit up as usual, but then it became obvious that plenty of actual power players…

Swear to god, I’ll cut a bitch.