Hell yeah. I am so fucking here for this.

Given the sourcing on all of these recent stories, someone is probably whispering “the Kushners send their regards” into Donnie’s ear at this very moment.

... and future updates are expected to allow for fully autonomous driving.

At least the Silence looked cool as shit. Those fuckers had style...

There are two things that we would all be wise to remember.

Outstanding. Bravo, Mr. Bricken.

As pretty much every dad on earth has said at least once, “you fuck with the bull, son....”

That’s...dope as shit.

I wrote a Kinja this about how Trump’s dumb tweets are coming back to haunt him:

I mean, Doctor Who has had loads of kinda dumb bad guys that don’t really make all that much sense over the decades, but I’m struggling to recall some Who baddies who make as little sense as the Monks. Everything about them and their entire rationale, their entire plan, even just their physical appearance, is just…

Kill it with fire.

WRONG, Barry. Henry the puffy taco is the greatest mascot of all time. Full stop.

It should be noted that Jenkins, Mr. More Guns, Coal and Unwanted Pregnancies, has only been a Republican for a few years. He served in the WV state Senate for a decade as a Democrat. He’s running against a first class fucking doofus in Manchin, a guy who once literally took a rifle and shot a hole in a copy of a…

Let’s not forget that Jefferson Beauregard Sessions III quite obviously perjured himself at his confirmation hearing to be, you know, the top law enforcement officer in the nation. But...it’s the Code Pink lady who laughed at him who is the one looking at jail time.

The balaclavas seem to cover their eyes because it seems to me that the burglars here are meant to be, you know, actual ISIS-type people. Really. That’s what it looks like to me.

Also with completely inexplicable hair. Weird, right?

Word.

For my entire adult life, I would answer the question “are we going to war with North Korea today?” with a resolute “no, of course not.”

I’m a Spurs homer from way back. I’ve been a rabid Spurs fan since I was a kid, from back when they mostly sucked. I love Leonard so much. I think he is deserving of even more praise than he already gets. It feels like every offseason he upgrades his firmware to add yet another skill to his already impressive Bag o’…

There’s also the assertion about the use of such weapons “on his own people,” which would seem to imply that the German Jews and all the other Germans murdered in the camps weren’t, you know, German. My fucking god, what an epic fucking shitshow.