Filed to Upsets.

Not 1, not 2, not 3 but a whole bunch of motherfuckers.

I recognize that glow on their faces. They totally feel asleep while watching HGTV.

If Hulk Hogan didn't make a sex tape.

Don’t worry, Utah. You had him at “Salt."

Banks want to make money. They can’t make money by giving you free services in exchange for you keeping your $137 in your checking account. That’s reality. Sorry.

Thank you for finally posting the unaltered original.

“I’m sorry for that thing I did. I mean, yeah, I knew it was wrong, which is why I did it in a sneaky way, and then lied about it. But I went ahead and did it anyway, and really enjoyed myself, and had an experience that relatively few people got to have, even though it was clear that it was intended for people other…

See but they could have just let a few of those players walk, kept Aldrich and saved up cap room for the future. Which while not making them contenders this season, would still be better than what they did.

I’m beginning to suspect no one who writes at Deadspin has ever played a competitive game of pick-up anything in their lives. If they had, they would have some inkling what it’s like to be involved in athletic competition, and they wouldn’t be A) chastising fans for scoffing at the biggest wuss move in recent sports…

This will probably make me sound like a truther here, but I don’t know many 38 year olds whose fathers served in WWII. If his dad was 18 at the end of the war, he’d have been a minimum of 50 when fathering this runt. I don’t want to say he’s lying, but perhaps embellishing?

I got 11 balls today

This guy is also an attentionhawk, and you are feeding him.

Mbah a Moute should fire his agent. Even a 15-minute a night player is worth $6-8 million per year in this NBA economy.

“Rockets got a new coach and new direction”

Guess what other sport I don’t give a shit about?