I never trust ANY critic who’s that confident that the issue was with the film and not with themselves. Nobody with a simplistic enough outlook on the world to believe a film is objectively “Good” or “Bad” can be expected to have anything interesting to say-- and you didn’t, so congratulations.

Well, gosh, it must be... with such a lucid, convincing, and detailed argument against it. (JFC.)

That’s nice, dear. The singular “they” has been used in English for several hundred years, by authors including Jane Austen and William Shakespeare. But yeah, sure, it’s “stupid,” what do they know?!

Nothing says “you’re about to have a good faith argument with someone who will genuinely listen to your rebuttals and concede fair points” quite like...

It’s like watching a guy elaborately stuff a bag full of dog poop, light it on fire, leave it on someone else’s porch, and then stomp on it and get it all over his shoes because nobody explained to him how that gag is supposed to work.

You’re so CUTE, I just wanna pinch your cheek.

It’s also adorable watching you try to defend the guy behind this Business Insider quote: “A flight attendant for SpaceX said Elon Musk asked her to “do more” during a massage, documents show. The billionaire founder exposed his penis to her and offered to buy her a horse, according to claims in a declaration. After…

What I never get is why a bunch of “very logical and rational geniuses,” stanning for one of their own, always end up going for third-grade schoolyard debate tactics instead of, say, ever recognizing and dealing with a single valid point from their opponents.

I don’t think the word “appease” means what you think it means.

I watched the toilet sketch, laughed my ass off, and felt a moment of... well, release.

Think a little harder about the distinction between “built” and “directed other people to build, moved money around for them, and took all the credit,” just for starters.

Yeah, and it would be super-neat if Elon had designed, built, or tested any of those cars himself instead of just sitting there playing Mister Manager like Michael Cera.

This is just so disappointing to see out of the AVClub. No details, no defense of these opinons, no insight, no nothing, just five disconnected opinions we’re all assumed to be on board with. Just... a listicle. I don’t blame you, Peter, but after what your bosses did to your colleagues it’s kind of unsettling to see…