Come on... I’m sure you can fit more than one dead hooker in the trunk. It’s not like they will be uncomfortable you know.

Older 2WD can go pretty far in sand. Key word here is “older”. That means without those useless traction control garbage. First thing when you hit sand is to turn off that traction control if your car has that button. If not, you are hopeless. All traction control does is to throttle down.

Viking 4 at Bonneville with a very turboed, very bored out Subaru running on compressed natural gas using our patented carb. We never got it run well and eventually it blew up. Not saying which of those people is me.

That’s pretty cool. You should email Torchinsky.

I was a student there and worked on Vikings 2,4, and 6, and it’s sad to see they’ve gotten to this state. The university doesn’t have the funds to restore them or even store them properly, so this is better than having them rot. We had a lot of fun building them from scratch, modifying them, driving them across the…

I love Daniel Craig as Bond, but another one? They should’ve moved on to Idris Elba already.

Which is a point he’s apologized for and stressed multiple times that he made those comments under the stress (no pun intended) from his previous Bond outing. A bit tired of journalist flogging this dead horse of an interview anytime Craig and Bond are mentioned together.

A lot of people would disagree, but I’ve really enjoyed Craig as 007. He deserves all the monies and the cars.

This^

As the resident Jalopnik Bond fan, I’d just like to clarify that Daniel Craig has recently confirmed he is returning for his fifth outing as James Bond in 2019, and he said he made that comment two days after finishing Spectre and was exhausted, and that it was stupid. Plus he’s probably making a shit ton of money.

A girl that doesn’t want to be around a Citröen Ami 8 is not a girl you want to date.

With those warnings it makes me think it might be methanol. It’s still used today for quick anti-icing. It’s dramatic even.

Murderbird isn’t happy.

Owls have kick ass hearing as well as sight, so it’ll only be slightly impeded in its search for its next victim.

Was your girlfriend a nocturnal bird of prey?

Dammit. Why’d you make me laugh at that. Have a star.

Look like a youngster. Much smaller than the one I saw in suburbs of Vegas several years ago, which was big enough to make the street light it landed on to sway. Likely going to be okay? I hope so. Busted eye to a bird of prey is pretty much a death sentence.

I thought maybe a Traverse.

i had a girlfriend who gave me that exact same look when she got stuck in my radiator grill.

I’m going to go out on a limb here; but it was that Chevy Equinox in the photo.