That’s Newton’s first law of BMW 335i.

Honestly, if I ever get in a situation like this, I’d just drop the clutch and bounce. Even if it’s a goddamn red light.

I’m a kid, why would I spend that much money on a first car?

People complain how safety features ruin cars, but the dude would’ve died if he was in a car that was at least 15 years older.

Because it’s finished.

Old cars duking it out is better than F1 and NASCAR.

I’d hate to meet you in person.

You’re probably thinking of the fwd one.

$18,650 and all you can think of is a Kia Rio?

Go overseas and they’re alive and well.

Easy. Basic income.

Eh, wheels could be better but it does kinda fit with it nicely if you account for the fact this was in the 90s.

Fix’er’upper? This isn’t 1990! 3inch piece of dog shit.

The wheels on the BMW were the ones that Tupac bought originally.

I agree, it would be different if a museum bought it though.

So, a 20 year old BMW with covered up bullet holes or a semi-nice house in Orange County.

Expected.

Every day is a slow news day now.

yes

It still is. Jokes make light of dire situations, no need to be somber.