But if you’re 300ibs, it’s 100% your fault so.....

Stop being a smug piece of shit.

If they ripped off the stupid hacker looking shit, it wouldn’t look half bad.

You know, this would be kinda nice to fit to a stunt bike.

Honestly, it looks like it could be fun. If they sell it with a manual, I might just buy one.

Bu-but factory 800hp!

Yeah, my parents kind of know that I like aircooled VW’s and 60's/70's british cars, but they hate them, which is understandable, they’re only a few years away from being millenials, they want the newest gadgets and want their kid to be covered in airbags. All I want is a 4 speed manual (3 on the tree’s are fine too)…

I’m a teenager and in the same boat. If they’re responsible enough to keep a job long enough to be able to buy a car, they deserve it. If not? Boo hoo.

Caprice PPV

But it would be fucking cool to see this. The NES was released well over 10 years after I was born, and I still think this is rad as fuck

I bet you get mad when motorcyclists lane split.

Get off your smug fucking high horse.

The only thing that doesn’t lag is the mouse :(

No. XP. I think the last owner upgraded it.

Build it in Arizona.

A Dell Dimension 4100. I just decided to fire it up and play Pinball Space Cadet. Then I decided “Will Jalopnik load on this?”.

Yeah, it didn’t even load.

My computer wasn’t either.

Back in Ohio, my neighbor owned a KLR650.

There are people track racing Honda Civics made in the late ‘80s and ‘90s. I’m pretty sure it would’ve lasted more than “a few years” lmao