Deadspin is the last place I expected LiveJasmine ads to pop up.

I could watch him all dei, for that mater.

Bill Simmons retired from basketball a few years ago, but Jacoby and House have been trying to get him back on the court. LA’s middle-aged white guy pickup basketball scene just hasn’t been the same without him.

I know that hating the Warriors has become cool (it’s not cool, it’s boring), but if you love basketball, you should enjoy this. They’re an amazing team and a joy to watch.

*Sees Noah struggle mightily in the 1st year of a 4 year/72million contract*

Three-way trade:

Had to look it up but turns out that you’re using some pretty racist terminology there. I guess that’s Trump’s America though.

How can you say he’s in no one’s pocket when he’s accepting pharmaceutical money and rejecting bills that increase competition and lower drug prices?

Nobody’s going to care about one procedural amendment vote after two years of Trump. Jesus, Bernie people are hyperbolic.

To be fair, Booker has been a non-starter for awhile now. He’s got nothing beyond his charisma.

No shit, he’s only 28? In my mind he was at least 35.

I made this the other night because fuck this guy

He has the mental capacity of a 5-year-old

Nothing witty, I just hope he fucking dies.

He probably should.

You make it sound like their Dad was Red Auerbach or something. He was a community college coach...

I don’t want this to come across the wrong way, so I apologize if I sound condescending/rude/judgmental.

This is certainly not a statistically representative sample of the military. But it is far from meaningless.

I have no idea what a fair assessment of Strong’s performance as coach is. But if college football were what it pretends to be, wouldn’t this basically be validation that he was having a positive impact in a lot of young student’s lives and, therefore, should be kept around?

He looks like a pissed-off and slightly challenged Ryan Gosling. LA is gonna love him!