I used to just assume he, by himself, was just individually, very douchey. Than I see this show and watch hear his family. They aren’t douches, they are just really reallllly unintelligent. And it’s genetic.

You’re pretty dumb aren’t you...

People can hate on lame-dad Simmons all they want, but he had a knack of dumbing down sports analytics and making the boringest of sports topics, interesting. He also seemed to have a profound reputation as a mentor to the young writers there.

Tom, I thought you’d be bigger.

Yeah, you’re past experiences are ruining your Gawker comments.

Maybe I’m just an unbiased reader....but when the OTHER COURT officers are saying the same thing as her. (go read UN-Gawker articles on this please) AND she mentions 8 other previous court case files...makes me think there is some weird shit going on here with the mother.

With a lower body fat percentage than the average Deadspin reader...

As much as I reading snarky non-sports related comments from guys who graduated with “Creative Writing” degrees 10 years ago....I wish the average Deadspin commenter actually wanted to have a sports conversation.

What “creative team” ??

To be fair, this dude has had a string of freak injuries that just won’t heal. Toe stuff, which sounds pretty pathetic in its own way, it depilitating and goes from 1 week out to 8 pretty fast.

Yeah but I want Lebron to stop trying to sell each and every call.

I am in support of Caitlin Jenner. And someone with a transgendered sibling, I admire her courage

Ughhh WTF.

Lebron James is a beast—but this is identical to any other dunk he has ever done in his career.

that comment backfired didn’t it?

Leslie, I always approve of your posts.

The sheer fact that most people, even non-NBA fans, can name Jalen Rose will at least get him somewhere. And the average NBA fan sees him on ESPN with or without Simmons. The Simmons argument miiiight work online though.

I’m still kinda confused what Webber is so butthurt about...

False.

What handicapped position?