Years ago, one of my duties at work was covering the St. Louis Rams. It was a great time for a variety of reasons, and gave me some solid stories to share. One of them involves Kyle Turley.

There was at least one punt on a fourth and less than a yard. I can’t remember when though. And fucking Jim and Phil praised it.

Intellectual, snarky, sexual reference and still on point with the theme.

That’s the saddest bear I’ve seen since Andrew Sullivan quit blogging.

The Seahawks covered the 14.5 point spread by 11.5 points while the under of 43 still covered by 17. It boggles the mind.

Did you read the article? Why are you using he/his pronouns?

OMG OMG LINDY! Yes, nails it.

I watched it via watching response videos and felt nauseous the rest of the day.

I'd go to more tennis matches if I could openly smoke weed there.

Stephen A. has longstanding contempt for perpetrators of black-on-black crime.

When reached for comment, Floyd dodged, then weaved, then danced around for about forty minutes, then kinda batted the question away, smiled a lot, and received the award anyway for some fucking reason.

Any time this gif can get dropped, it a great day.

What is it with dancing parents? Am I going to become a terrible dancer when I have kids, too?

When I hear someone say a woman is built “like a man”, I always think it’s code for “angry that a chick has muscles and has 10x the fitness I do.” And according to his Twitter feed, he's spent the last two hours trying to fend off the bombardment of people killing him on his account, so thats a bonus.

I think he’ll be more fun when he is an ex-Prez. Obama is only truly free in moments like this, when he gets to unleash his emotions and speak. The presidency shackles him. And there is NO chance he pulls a Bush II and hides away doing crappy paintings. He’s going to do something, and it will be a blast.

“That fucking back line!”

Astonishment, sadness, anger, and laughter - all in quick succession? Sounds to me like Ms. Gyllenhaal is experiencing the rapid mood swings commonly associated with dementia

For what it’s worth, I had no idea that wasn’t just a commonly used phrase. I’ve heard it a thousand times in conversation or writing. Whether a pro wrestler coined it or not, I think it’s way beyond that and just part of common American vernacular now.