Scott Pilgrim vs The World (can't pass up Paul Robertson, regardless of price) and 1942: Joint Strike (The demo wasn't particularly impressive to me, but I can't pass it up at $5) will be mine in a few short hours.

@LeepNasty: Hey, we all gotta mortgage to pay. Like I said, I've worked for a magazine I felt was a complete waste of dead trees. It's not really bias that I feel is Game Informers' problem so much as a lack of quality information and entertainment when compared to the internet.

@LeepNasty: I would ask which magazine, but you probably can't say.

@rolsenrob: Valve isn't just any developer. They're far above and beyond Infinity Ward.

@Martise: A point, but not as big of a point these days as it used to be. I mean, hell - I can read Kotaku on my cellphone these days.

@shovelface88: Portal was made with the same engine as Half-Life 2, in the same perspective as Half-Life 2, in the same universe as Half-Life 2, and the same controls as Half-Life 2. While it was not a 'shooter', it was still Valve obviously operating in their comfort zone.

Yeah, we all know why Game Informer gets those numbers.

I'm very glad Valve is doing this. I love Valve, but let's be honest - not a whole lot of variety in their library. I'm very looking forward to seeing them try their hands at something not relating to First Person Shooting.

@Bouzi: Go Habs Go!: "Pringles" means that you are easy to break. So, "You so Pringles" means you have shitty defense.

@staindgrey: If they actually take the time to make the games look a whole lot better, plus fix broken issues with the originals - and God knows, there were tons of bugs and glitches in Ubisoft's PS2 library, it'll be worth it.

Kinect will have curly mustaches? I guess that means Marvel vs Capcom 2 will be Kinect-able soon enough.

@Bouzi: Go Habs Go!: I had always thought he was talking about Frito Scoops...

@RAMeyer19: Very good job! I especially like the bottom line.

@Mentuss: Boo actually looks extreme enough to be a Mountain Dew spokesperson. Great stuff.

@AnimeCanuck & G1bblets:

@Mentuss: Thanks man! I appreciate it!

@hazelnut1112: Scoops!

@Bouzi: Go Habs Go!: Hah! Didn't even think of him. I guess Mango just isn't a flavor I think of with Pringles, but I'd still try it out.

Soon as you posted Pringles... you knew it was going to happen.

Elevator Action Returns' protagonists all have silly names, but nothing takes the cake quite like "Jad The Taff" and his hilariously named weapon "Dessert Eagle".