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Maybe Pop’s going soft on us.

Gotta love that “just a joke, didn’t mean anything by it” defense. Works out really well for most racists and bigots.

B.U.M. Equipment, LLC quickly filed suit from its CEO’s grandmother’s attic.

That picture of Geno Smith is as horrifying as it is confusing. How does a broken jaw make you shrink so much?

Steve Smith’s of Fuck, Marry, Kill sounds way more interesting.

I’m sorry but people just wouldn’t be as interested in the ads if the players were compensated for their image. The amateurism is what sets the ads apart.

She needs to have a Florida meth baby with this guy.

I never heard that rumor and I am pretty sure that is not the reason why even if it did happen. But Shelly Meyer has man arms and a temper. She took a sign that my friend was holding during a volleyball game. Urban’s daughters went to my rival high school and played volleyball. I actually have a few stories about…

CHOKE ATTACK!

Joking aside for now...that is a VICIOUS assault by Papelbon.

Jonathan Papelbon a douchebag? I’m shocked. SHOCKED! I tell you!

“Lol”

Matt Williams leaving Papelbon in after he got into a fight is like a teenage store cashier not charging you for gum because he’s going back to college in two weeks.

Schadenfreude (/ˈʃɑːdənfrɔɪdᵊ/; German: [ˈʃaːdn̩ˌfʁɔʏdə]), also known as epicaricacy/ˌɛpɨˈkærɨkəsi/ is pleasure derived from the misfortunes of others.^[1] This word is taken from German and literally means “harm-joy”. It is the feeling of joy or pleasure when one sees another fail or suffer misfortune. It is also…

The “health issues” were rumored to be banging an athletic department lady.

Do we assume that was planned? The other receiver was awfully close and he seemed to be expecting that...

It’s a normal thing, with the Jets, seeing a fumble caused by an asshole.

Why must Pap smear these Philly fans? It's already evident he's a cancer.