Thank god this wasn’t in Foxboro.

“The Patriots would have known that play was coming. BUT I’M ONLY TALKING ABOUT WHAT HAPPENED OUT THERE TONIGHT!”

All visiting teams in San Diego travel well.

Nothing funnier than shit kicking hicks in office on Twitter.

That’s why I strictly have sex with escorts.

With Simmons going on the show Wednesday, this could be the biggest week in WFAN since Mad Dog left.

This article is very “outshineable”...

Hey Phillip.

Is this Deadspin or Uproxx?

Do you have equity? Otherwise, you’re getting burnt.

Thank you. This information is so fucking old and as far as I know, this is a one off situation?

Lowe is a company man.

No way, Zach Lowe just had a kid, he’s taking over Grantland.

“...Because it’s nearly impossible to pull out specific quotes...”

I thought it was thick butter slices, cored cucumbers and what looks like the largest olives on the planet.