No way, Zach Lowe just had a kid, he’s taking over Grantland.

“...Because it’s nearly impossible to pull out specific quotes...”

I thought it was thick butter slices, cored cucumbers and what looks like the largest olives on the planet.

“Fuck you Kyle. You don’t know shit about insane.”

Safe to assume Zubaz highest selling market is Buffalo, NY.

Landon Donovan needs to get a hand job and shut the fuck up.

He’s probably out on the town with “Pepsi”...

Faster with what programs? Bullshit.

I was just fucking thinking this as I scanned this article.

The only reason I agree with “more” is the core of the team is really fun. The lakers and Bulls didn’t have the amount of lovable players that the Dubs do.

Maybe they should try out the practice team coaches?

Fitting soundtrack of douchebaggery for this douchebaggery.

6. Barry has a small penis.

Please do and gif it to hell for all of us.

Sweet Jesus... You are kidding right?

YOU GUYS ARE FORGETTING A MAJOR BILLS FAN!

Absolutely perfect millennial capturing of douchbag 1980’s tough dickhead football star, while the nerdy kid is on the practice quad.