GO. FUCK. YOURSELF.

“Just like those spot-on dead eye fucking spirals he throws when he leads the Patriots to a 12 game winning streak and a second back to back championship”

The Redskins make the Browns look like the Patriots.

HOT FUCKING PSD RIGHT HERE

Talk about deflated.

Brady/Bundchen PR team will have a new courtroom artist in there before the end of the day.

As an East Coaster headed to Oakland, I’ve actually talked to my fiancé about the Raider Nation pandemic and how it might actually be a deal breaker for me.

+One Huge Erect Correctamundo

Jesus, did you guys even pay Bad Lip Reading or did you just take the idea and run with it...

Michael Brendan Dougherty - what... the... fuck... bro?

^ THIS ^

No fucking way. I would bet showing my cock to my mother in law on this.

Tom Brady, Robert Kraft and The New England Patriots are going to destroy Roger Goddell by the end of next season.

Yes special teams and offenses get different balls to handle.

Brady did no crime. At worst he told his fucking attendants to get it as low as fucking possible.

Brady, Kraft and the Patriots are going to rip the NFL, the Colts and ESPN a new fucking asshole.

Kraft and Brady are going to sue the fuck out of the NFL for all of this.

I am so fucking excited about this going federal. The NFL is fucked. Everything will become available.

(Full admission, I am a Pats fan.)

Q. Okay. Has anybody won anymore?