^ THIS ^

No fucking way. I would bet showing my cock to my mother in law on this.

Tom Brady, Robert Kraft and The New England Patriots are going to destroy Roger Goddell by the end of next season.

Yes special teams and offenses get different balls to handle.

Brady did no crime. At worst he told his fucking attendants to get it as low as fucking possible.

Brady, Kraft and the Patriots are going to rip the NFL, the Colts and ESPN a new fucking asshole.

Kraft and Brady are going to sue the fuck out of the NFL for all of this.

I am so fucking excited about this going federal. The NFL is fucked. Everything will become available.

(Full admission, I am a Pats fan.)

Q. Okay. Has anybody won anymore?

Dammit. I wanna see this stupid movie.

Uhhh... Brody won Best Actor in 2003, and he’s not a fame whore. I think he’s just kinda cool slumping around the house with 17 million in the bank. He sticks his dick and fingers into stuff he wants to.

^ THIS ^

Wow. The NFL filed in Manhattan, that means Goddell just told Bob Kraft, “lets go to war”.

This is not a legal investigation you fucking moron. Brady could implicating himself into a shitload of speculation to give some wack-o his cell phone and review all 10,000 text messages he has sent. I’d say 90% of them were probably personal.

The thread? Try the year.

Why Your Lakers Team Sucks in 2016.

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