Why does Oakland suck? I’ve been thinking of moving there...

Bill, I think it’s cute you guys are doing female FIFA World Cup coverage.

PG: Dragic
SG: Wade
SF: Durant
PF: Bosh
C: Whiteside

Finally. Simmons speaks!

Wade to Chicago or Cleveland. Home or Lebron. Only two realistic choices.

There football line is also expanding:

I would never touch guac at either of these places.

Most of us know Chris Gatling from his days of being a dunk test dummy for Shawn Kemp in the old days of the Pacific Division:

“...There’s only one wine I like, but I forget what it’s called. It tastes like Sprite.”

To be fair none of the slaves dead or alive can afford any of these brands.

Yes, but Benjamin Franklin killed in that game tho.

HUUUU-GELY under-rrrrrrated. HUUGE.

Well pre-Madonna athletes are one thing, but pre-Liza Minnelli’s are really the worst.

I know, I can’t wait to hear him go in on Goddell.

AT LEAST WE KNOW WHAT RICE DID.

Weird... he channeled Milo in that line.

Dwight’s bitch ass flinches too.

That Simms gif made me shit myself.