“You have the ring, and I see your Schwartz is as big as mine.”

A B0stonian playwright in Williamsburg just spit up his coffee reading this post.

That phone has been melted.

Roger Goodell and Patriots owner Robert Kraft already have met, spoke and even hugged, per an industry source who witnessed it

I’m in! I’ll be the guy pushing to do coke with Gawker staff!

Now it’s a great photo!

Thats not a great photo, great photos have photographer credits.

Can you imagine being the slimy little creature that started this non-sense.