Great for those that like this stuff. I do not like my liquids chunky. I survived the orbits era. 

Saw X?

I need takes! Takes of Spider-man!

The Switch is Nintendo but also everything else is Nintendo. The Council of 90s Moms signed this into law. 

[Kotaku writers room]

Oh my! *Monocle pops out*

So you DID happen to have some grey poupon!

I flipped a Rolls Royce once.

“The cretins browsing & tweeting…”

If I said I was CEO because some moistened shareholders lobbed stock options at me they put me away!

You know what’s more akin to a landed gentry? Corporate CEOs. The Reddit employees didn’t vote you, ya dickwad (insert Monty python reference).

To be fair, the history of speed cubing only became required curriculum in American Highschools in the late 90s and most schools in the south refuse to teach it because of the Cube of Rubik’s association with summoning demons

Is the rest of the article title on the second disc?

Metric eggs.

I moved four times in the last four years, keeping the boxes your consoles came in is great to keep them protected in that process. Learned that when I was in college and I kept my Wii box for years for moving out at the end of the school year.

probably the fastest TTP i’ve seen (so fast it preceded the game’s release).

Also relevant:

Meanwhile... conservative sites like The Takeout are writing about how they keep their bananas fresh. You can’t ignore the truth forever!