I’d be mocking this if I wasn’t currently embroiled in my out lawsuit against the makers of lady fingers cookies...

The real zombies were the friends we lost along the way.

Bruce Springsteen with Tom Morello playing Ghost of Tom Joad with a blistering 2 minute guitar go outro probably should’ve cracked the top 30.

Why would a laser rifle need a silencer?  Is light loud?

Last weekend we did a major system move and migration of one of our ticketing systems. As part of the move we also updated the frankly way out of date software and migrated it to the latest level. After months of testing we were prepared to move the tool over and upgrade it with zero change to how end users worked…

The YouTube description reveals this isn’t a random number:

This year I’ve decided to invest in pumpkins. They’ve been going up the whole month of October. And if my predictions are correct, they’ll peak right around January, then BOOM! That’s when I’ll crash in!

The more Meta and metaverse shoots itself on the foot, the funnier it gets.

Millhouse Simulator, Lord above I never thought I'd see the day. I had hoped to be dead first.

“How do you expect the void to stare back if we don’t spend some time staring into it first?

Just wait till it comes out that Oliva Wilde left Harry Styles to hook up with Mario after it was discovered Harry was using Anal beads to cheat at chess

Is it ironic that the “failures” will still work in 2023 when Stadia won’t?

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Listen, if other folks are like my D&D groups, it’ll take us weeks to get out of a 60 square meter setting, so that should be fine.

Hear me out. What if there was a reboot of Cruel Intentions, but rather than being about American teenagers in the 1990s, it was about French adults in the 1700s?

I wonder what the completion rate for the AC games is. If you’re like me and get burned out long before finishing each entry, your understanding of the overarching lore is pretty limited. That just makes it less and less relevant with each passing game.

The metanarrative was sloppy at first, got a bit better in the Ezio trilogy, and has been a continued distraction thereafter. The problem is that stories need real senses of endings, and the metanarrative was an attempt to provide a continuity to the series when an individual game narrative finished--which makes so…

If you want to, you can read the last paragraph, which lists remaining cast members.

And RV dealerships are almost literally hell on earth.