the4thworld
The4thworld
the4thworld

hello, Ashley, and welcome to Kotaku! On the Itchy and Scratchy CD-ROM, is there a way out of the dungeon without using the wizard key?

What are you doing step-Pac?

Except when they add “you’re making a scene.”

It was not easy to jerk off to this list, but damnit, I tried my best.

I’m going to watch The Batman the proper way – six months from now, on my phone, in the bathroom, in 47 3.8-minute installments.

Sounds like something a giant spider planning to drop down from the sky this summer would say. 

I used to have a Timex Sinclair.  The programs for games were stored on cassete tapes.  Remember those?  On the job I prepared progress reports on 5 and 1/2 inch floppies.  I think it was 5 and 1/2 inch....anyway they were a pain and could easily get corrupted by dirt or magnets.   Amazing how far we’ve come.

Yeah these same people think we should eat like our grandparents did before they “put chemicals” in everything.  Clearly they want to eat a lot of shit in jello

In an article about position of hand relative to phone why no actual pictures of the positions discussed? Same goes for sex positions BTW.

our money is fiat currency—it’s only worth something because we all agree it is

At least its headlights won’t be sagging in its old age

Yeah, the old fast/quality/cheap (pick any 2) struggle.

Unless you play on hard mode, you aren’t really playing.

The problem here is a fundamental misunderstanding of the issue, so please hear me out:

Immediate relief is good for the people being crushed by debt, and it’s a good boost for the economy. But it’s temporary without real reform. We also need what Senator Warren has been saying for years. There is no reason why the banks who nearly caused a second Great Depression should get .75% interest and students

In case anyone ever wondered what professional wrestling minus the wrestling looked like, well here you are.

62% of males aged 14-15 masturbated in the past year? Riiiiiiiiiiiiight. It’s likely that the other 38% didn’t answer as they were too busy masturbating.