But Homer was on the bleeding edge of this thing:

Oh, they’ve got this all screwed up: “No, thank YOU, Animal Crossing Mario!”. 

Cool, another item for my KFC to be out of when I go there!

“...“milk,” “butter,” “cheese,” and “yoghurt.”” Sounds like someone is just buttghurt.

Pauly Shore was their tutor?!

Serious question: can you smell a fart when wearing a N95 mask? 

If they gave you that information you wouldn’t come to The AV Club to read the recaps!

I’ve got to imagine some of the profit comes from those people who get take-out off the all-you-can-eat buffet. There’s no way you’re getting your money’s worth in that one styrofoam clamshell.

So I guess Dark Phoenix didn’t make the list because no one saw it?

Where there’s a wheel there’s a whey.

Wanted for questioning:

Same sentence: “... ,thought his sister maintains his innocence.”

Are... are you the chyron designer for ESPN?

How did a plush doll “float”? Was it tied to a balloon? Was the balloon red? 

I loved Go and I still quote Timothy Olyphant “...bottom right-hand corner, just waiting to suck” anytime Family Circus is mentioned.  

Pickles.

I’d say to take the ribbons off but heads would roll.

So was the Bloodhound Gang prescient about Captain Kangaroo or just a delightful coincidence?

We were just a laughing at him.... Great singer though.