Allison, girl, bangs are awesome and you can totally rock them because your face can do no wrong - but those are bad ones. Get better bangs. Go bolder, thicker, or blunter. You can do it! These are like the Tina Belcher reluctant murmur of bangs.

She’s totally right. It reminded me of some episodes I remember from my fave biography of Catherine; apparently Russian reality wasn’t far from their fiction at one point in history.

Of course, they only drink vanilla milkshakes.

“I hope my son sees early on that not everyone gets a trophy,” said Bristol Palin, a person who is famous because of her talent, hard work, and thoughtful insights.

• Literally no one cares what Bristol Palin the entire Palin Family tree thinks about the Oscars anything.
  

are you additionally blessed with hard-to-find veins?

I have HARDCORE needle phobia. It’s a real, persistent, and terrible fear. I avoid medical care whenever possible, and blood draws are absolute nightmares for me and everyone around me. Getting diabetes or any other disease that would require regular injections is a huge fear of mine. HUGE. Like, in my mind, I’d…

“I’m suing you because I shot and killed you, am now under investigation, and therefore I am emotionally distressed.” Fuck this cop

Sweetie? Sweetie? SWEETIE???

Her plan to call “Berry and Stevie and Smokey”

maybe the overt insults, yeah. but the sexism from men towards women is overwhelming.

This is simplistic, no doubt, but she’s still right about the value of letting go of other people’s judgments. And I really like what she said in another Time piece that they link to in this one:

There may have been a time where you looked back and said, “I probably shouldn’t have done that.” Does that make you a ho? No, it makes you a human.

Seriously. How the hell is she the bad guy?

PLEASE may we have a Dirt Bag based entirely on the exploits of Danny Devito and Rhea Perlman??

Awwww congrats to Tyra and her family. What a beautiful statement about their own joy while recognizing all the others who may struggle the same way but without the means to do something like that. Good for them!

I have a savings account with York Banks Asia. They offer great interest rates.

I agree with a lot of what you are saying but come on, “the biggest part of the blame however lies with the american public for listening to blowhards like Michael Moore his ilk and arguing over shit like how many bottles of water it takes to brush your teeth instead of empowering smart people with smart solutions”

Sadly not surprising in the least. I’m sure they’re all concerned for her and the bay’s “health” too

I had no idea!! I just googled how to grow them and it seemed super cool and easy and like a gardening project I could actually do, then I got to this paragraph: