No, but Cosby occasionally pops in to lick your toes while you sleep.

Turning on a blacklight in that place would be like:

It looks pretty shabby and run-down on the inside. My source is myself from 8 years ago, shame-watching Girls Next Door.

“in a fucking “right-to-work” state. If I wasn’t expected to “make up” the time I was taking a lunch break, believe me I’d fucking take it”

^^THIS. The erosion of unions is a bunch of medieval bullshit. The 1% have *all time record profits* and productivity, yet they want more, are greedy f*cks and will ride you to…

I don’t take a lunch break because my asshole company wants me to stop the clock while I’m lunching, so a “9 to 5" is really either an “8 to 5" or “9 to 6.” I have a family and other parts of my life that I like a lot, lot more than my job, and I have a commute through some of the worst traffic in the country. I grew…

Her tweet made me roll my eyes so hard that I briefly passed out.

I will cosign and add that I also hate when people refer to two people who are seeing each other and presumably fucking as “lovers.” When people say “made love” and “lovers” this is how it sounds every time:

Nobody wants to read your creepy real-person fetish fic, Ted Cruz.

it would also be fun to call CPS on his ass.

Wait, one other thing. My Lucy pic was just commenting on the general grossness of the whole thing, which is bad enough. But on top of that...

Racists are drawn to each other, who knew.

Idk this seems like exactly the kind of boyfriend Amy would have so.....

Married and older. They don’t want to confirm the police reports that say he was also molesting his five year old sister.

It was like TRAGICALLY upsetting. Racist, sexist, homophobic, classist. They were no longer good friends with eachother. There wasn’t any fun sex, they spent little time in the city. WHYYYYYYY

I just heard about that podcast! Is it good? Should I check it out?

Let us not forget Jackrabbit Guy, who is probably the most unfortunate of all I’ve experienced.

Can we make that Duggar a plural? The parents knew about the abuse and allowed it to continue, making them entirely culpable for the molestation children suffered at the hands of their son. All three of them are despicable people who should face prison time and never be allowed on television again.

Rebuttal: You spineless, money grubbing, enabling immoral cowards who treat pedophilia as if it’s the equivalent of swiping a bag.of Doritos from a convenience store. Duggar can go “heal” in jail.