Eh my older bro said the same thing when our first niece and nephew were born.

I won’t!

I consider it a testament to my husband’s love for me that he will share his popcorn.

For fuck’s sake Apache did not live in tee pees they lived in wikiups.

I have apple cheeks and look a lot younger than my husband. When we were in our 20s women side eyed him because they thought he was dating a teenager. Some people look young and their partners are not perverts for thinking they are attractive.

Eclampsia which can lead to death for the woman, cancers not discovered until the pregnancy that requires radiation, some women did not know they were pregnant or misjudged the gestation, women pressured not to have an abortion ( I saw this a lot in Texas) and genetic defects. A dear friend had to have a late term…

My mom is a lot shorter than my dad and people speculated about my dad being a pervert, called my mom a child bride. SHE IS SHORT, HE IS TALL, GET OVER IT!

Do any doctors still do late term abortions? I thought the antichoice movement has put up so many barricades to ensure it is all but impossible for them to go into business.

They would say their parents had it coming.

I gave up on MC Lyte when she said Igloo Australia got hate because she is confident. Like No Lyte No.

Yup I have no apologies for how I respond to unwanted touching.

I’ve had it happen multiple times and I stiffen up as soon as it happens.

One of my managers has been passive aggressive since I told him I did not like shoulder rubs from anyone but my husband. He is patronizing and condescending to me. He’s been leaving me alone for now because he saw my husband pick me up from work and is terrified of him.

My husband is the only one who can call me cute without me feeling self conscious.

End of Days, man, End of Days.

What? He is Native Hawaiian and his mom is also part American Indian.

We met him at a comic con and hung out with him and his friends afterwards. He is very funny and a really great guy. He is the same height as my husband and even said he hardly meets people his height. I have a photo of them arm wrestling but my husband refuses to let me post it.

I fell asleep during The English Patient, woke up and thought I was in a different movie. My friend angrily assured me it was the right one.

The year my brother died I ugly cried during some sad Xmas country songs on the radio.

I taught my niece to say “Because I look like my aunt Maxicat.” after someone tells her she’s cute. She cracks up about now!