Fuck.this.shit.
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It’s not like he raped her. He just held her under false pretenses, made her his house slave, and then fell in love with her. Hijinks ensued for fuck’s sake!
Kurt Russell was able to pull that off and agreed, it is an overlooked classic.
Lady people of different races too! Crazytown! Maybe one of them will be queer, that’d be BANANAS (and awesome).
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Here she is. The Ocean’s 8 trailer. Everyone at Jezebel passionately loves at least one woman in this cast. A love…
Yerp. Imagine getting some crazy long mandatory minimum for a drug offense and Mark Salling getting 4 years for 50,000(!!!) pictures of children being abused. I’m normally very against purely punitive sentencing, but crimes against children are pretty much the only exception.
Salling should get a fuck of a lot more than four years in prison. IIRC they caught him with pornography of children YOUNGER THAN THREE. 50,000 images! He is an accessory to the assault of every single child depicted in those images. Child porn is not a victimless crime.
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I hereby retract my comment. Archie *comics* predate Mad Men by many years of course. For that matter they predate Alice Cooper the musician. I’ll see myself out...
Y’know, I knew that Betty Cooper’s mother’s name was Alice, but until seeing it just now, I didn’t actually grasp that her name was Alice Cooper. It took me a second to realize that “fanned into flames by Alice Cooper” wasn’t referring to the musician. (Yeah, I kinda feel like a dunce now.)
Of course he is, he’s supposed to be 16. What’s HamNo’s excuse?
Riverdale is a sort of guilty-pleasure of mine. So many episodes are just... Generic CW. I imagine they don’t even have a full set of Riverdale scripts at the start of the season, so much as “CW Drama Script #23" where you fill in the blanks like some sort of Teen Drama Ad Lib.