Ivanka fucking whishes.

Waterfalls are for amateurs. Real partiers heat their popcorn with satellite-mounted lasers.

I love this show! For once, the fantasy portrayal of the fashion industry is showing women being kind and supportive to other women without an ounce of cattiness! (Admittedly a bit sensational, and not quite the reality) but this is huge, and something that I can’t find anywhere in recent television history. I hope…

Me too.

She looks very pretty here and the article is fine but my biggest takeaway/shock was “Suits has been on for SEVEN YEARS? Who is watching it?”

Markle had prepared a lunch of organic greens, a crusty bread to be dipped in olive oil, and pasta tossed with chilies bought from “a little place called Terroni, which they have in L.A. and in Toronto. They’re really hot, but if you’re good with heat, then I think they’re going to be your new favorite thing . . .…

How great would it be if the first letter of each paragraph spelled out F-U-C-K-Y-O-U?

Actually, one of the models featured is decidedly plus-sized. It’s a little weird that she appears to be the only one out of a dozen or so, but she’s there. There are two shots of her in this clip, at 39 and 44 seconds, respectively:

i would have been too...and i wouldn’t care with which one

Plus, Grace & Frankie is hysterical.

Jane Fonda epitomizes a fearless approach to aging in the new millennium; despite the difficulties of divorce and some serious health problems (I think she’s had 2 hip replacements?) she’s remained psychologically focused, up-to-date, socially informed, politically active, a master of her career, and is unintimidated…

I read somewhere ages ago that those two were very hot together when auditioning for Barefoot in the Park.

WTF did I just read? I can’t stop laughing.

Supersizers did it better!

I was 100% obsessed with this season of Love Island! It was perfect reality tv - ridiculously attractive people, the perfect amount of ‘produced’ (CASA AMOR) drama and organic drama (Olivia/Muggy Mike), sexy british accents, gorgeous setting, gratuitous raunchy challenges, the hilarious narration, and even a few happy…

I love Brit reality tv - those accents, those clothes, the wonderful way they curse each other out!

You’re thinking of the Greeks.

Love island actually swept the nation this year - massive audiences. I actually highly recommend it as reality tv that doesn’t make you want to burn everything to the ground.

I assume the bros will all be fucking each other in true Roman style, correct?