Ok, found the names!

Y’know, I was reading the stories about the prank calls and kind of chuckled. After reading this response, I feel like I have no choice but to join in... I mean, it’s not like you get many of these easy-to-perform and highly effective methods of pissing off ICE officials.

I’m pretty sure Merkel invited I.Trump because she knew exactly this would happen.

Merkel invited her because kissing Trump’s ass with meaningless gestures makes him very, very easy to manipulate.

Just a little Christine Lagarde fashion appreciation post:

And French ones! A while ago I saw and interview with former prime minister Manuel Valls and they were GRILLING him on different topics. He was sweating bullets live on tv.

Botox.

Ivanka was so embarrassed, she spent the remainder of her time in Germany using her alias: Adrienne Vittadini.

The fuck if I know, but I think the US press corps needs to be replaced with German and BBC reporters. Those bastards are merciless.

She used a story of screwing over women at a meeting designed to empower women. It’s a Mobius strip of stupid.

What do we think Christine Lagarde is thinking there? My guess is something along the lines of, “I am the head of the IMF. I was the head of an international law firm. I’m even a known fashion icon. Who is this little person sitting next to me? Why is she speaking? What has happened? Is this my life?”

“You’re the first daughter of the United States, and you’re also an assistant to the president,” the moderator, WirtschaftsWoche editor-in-chief Miriam Meckel, said. “The German audience is not that familiar with the concept of a first daughter. I’d like to ask you, what is your role, and who are you…

Like Marine le Pen, Ivanka is just a better packaged version of her father. Don’t doubt for a moment than she’s the same damn thing.

Thank you German women. Very kind of you to engage with this wiley bitch and make sure she knows we all know exactly who she is. Regardless of nationality.

I love Merkel for trying to force Ivanka to address the booing in the audience.

The expressions on the faces of the rest of the panel have made my day!

The Germans didn’t fall for Ivanka’s bullshit. How she can say any of the shit she says with a straight face is impressive.

That money guy, I feel like the doctor completely missed the mark in helping him. I know he asked about being wealthy and how it affects relationships, but clearly the guy’s main problem is he has no confidence whatsoever. The first half of his letter is just him pointing out everyone one of his own flaws and then he…