Of course she would never have gone to coachella, that festival is not worthy of her.

I’m calling ba-bullshit on this whole episode

They ended up eating chicken fingers and watching Disney movies with their cousins from the other side of the family. They clearly preferred that like I said they would!

God, I miss him.

Nope. They weren’t even in the same zip code!

I have an imaginary internal narrative where Charlotte and Charles are conspiring to off William and George the minute the Queen Elizabeth dies. (William to shut people up about Charles abdicating in favor of him, and George because that’s the price Charlotte demands for her cooperation)

Nothing Janet has ever done gave the golddigger vibe, so everybody can have a seat with that nonsense.

Bridesmaids at dead posh traditional British weddings are children. They basically ARE flower girls. EG, here are the Cambridges with the bridesmaids and pages at their wedding:

Were they in the wedding? You can’t leave us hanging!

The British Empire: When you run your country like a business and make it work for you.

At this point in time, the racist, abusive British monarchy seems like a dream so I pick them.

That is easy - the royal.

My money is on this guy:

I will never not giggle at “little royal bitches.” Best Gawker tag of all time.

Jax is pretty unlikeable, BUT - I wanted to body slam Brittany’s mother because I just cannot tolerate homophobic, religious assholes. That southern baptist bullshit is fucking intolerable and if the south were to burn again, it would be bittersweet only because of those homophobic assholes burning too. It’s 2017,…