Have you read up on the delightful names used for ludicrously large wine bottles? Looks like your homie is holding a “Balthazar.”

FINALLY a post directly marketed at me specifically! I feel so special <3

Which roses do people recommend? (The wine, not the flower, obviously).

Rosé used to be synonymous in the US with White Zinfandel, which is disgusting in all its forms. Dry rosé started showing up from France, then small US wineries got the memo, et voilá. (Says someone who is 600 days sober and really needs to get off this thread [and anything that has to do with Syria] before she starts…

Here is my theory: pink wine was considered “girly” because we associated it with Sex and the City and/or Red Zinfandel. So most people subconsciously avoided it because unless you knew wine, all you knew was rosé= pink = girly = probably Red Zin = probably tried it when you were a kid at wedding and hated it. Safer…

So glad my husband is into shit beer then instead #cheapwine4eva

holy shit that sounds amazing. I am down 45 pounds and only have 14 more to go until I meet my goal weight. As soon as I get there, I am throwing on my bathing suit and hitting the beach with peach water and vodka to celebrate!

Everyone knows that a standard insulated water bottle (such as camelback) holds one bottle of wine. That way your wine stays cool and people think you are healthy while you drink all day.

DUDE! Barefoot Bubbly Pink Moscato is my favorite beverage in the entire world and I have no shame about this because it’s so good. I have recently discovered that the peach sparkling water Walgreen’s carries (the NICE brand) is an incredible substitute for those moments where both champagne and sobriety are needed.

Can Black America have one thing to themselves without it being appropriated by Greater America? You have our jazz, our rap music, we gave you the best President of the last twenty years, and now the 40 oz. I’m done!

These posers. I was drinking 40's way before it was all mainstream. They weren’t even 40's yet. They were still just 24's.

You say that like I don’t drink wine straight out of the magnum.

Embarrassing confession: I went to get some sparkling rose the other day, and instead of rose, I picked up Barefoot Bubbly Peach because it was cheaper and I was in the shitty liquor store and I was fresh out of fucks. You know what? It was goddamn delightful. I could drink that shit ALL DAY.

“If they run out, you can always switch to white though”

“Or at least, that was my experience the last time I drank a regular 40 and also the last time I drank enough rosé to fell a small but athletic deer.”

Adding, if Jezebel does need to run a story about her, it should always start with that delightful tidbit about her horrendous parenting and utter failure to stand up for her kids.

Agreed. I don’t want to read anything about this woman.

Agreed. I’m fine with a shorter DirtBag if it’s really that slow of a gossip news day.