I really think so much of Stassi’s dogged pursuit of Adriana’s friendship comes down to Stassi seeing her and Adriana as “the pretty girls” and Stassi thinking the two of them belong together for that reason.

You just know JD and his permanent fake drunk laugh just stinks of spilled bourbon and stale wet cigarette butts

how goddamn adorable can one man get

He did! He did! He did taw a putty cat!

New avatar idea for Twitter (since the egg removal).

Big House and Black Box are both good boxed wines — but my go-to is the boxed Shiraz that Trader Joe’s sells. I’ve never really cared for 2-buck-Chuck at all, but this stuff is quite tasty… and a terrific value.

Seriously Lifehacker’s looking like a bunch of alcoholics today.

My biggest issue with this show is Landon’s voice. I’m serious. It’s like nails on a chalkboard. To the point that I actually had to pause last night because it was hurting my ears so much.

“who glides around her gigantic palace in an endless series of designer caftans while sucking down martinis and ordering her butler around (or, in this episode, works on a needlepoint recreation of her pug Chauncey).”

JD is the woooorst.

The periwinkle controversy of 2016!

So this basically sounds like Downton Abbey except centered around unreconstructed Southern shitheels?

So, the wife fails a drug test and the state is like “Sure, give full custody to the kids dad who used to deal drugs.”

Oh my god, of course the pug’s named Chauncey. 

What the hell did I just read?

Getting ass fucked in the parking lot at the Kentucky Derby qualifies you as “royalty” in Charleston.