The Danvers Clones! The scariest part of the Thursday Next books.

There is only one shade emoji and it reigns supreme:

Woody quit weed?????

My husband has developed some weird digestive problem and he has to fly all the time and he’s been worried about being on the plane with his weird guts, so I now say “Shart your pants!” for good luck. So far no sharts!

He really needs to go to the doctor.

I just felt like sharing.

To be fair to Kristi Y, I do stupid shit like that all the time too and it’s not intentional . I once randomly blurted out “Drugs!” to a friend whose husband was in rehab, so I can’t judge.

Kristi didn’t mean any harm!

Don’t worry I think we are in a safe space.

no, but her refrigerator was famous

...to win a management contract with Yolanda’s company

This is just what Jolander (as Danielle Schneider calls her) needs.

Charles was fucked over by his father’s expectations, Diana and Camilla were both fucked over by Charles’ lack of spine. Hurt people hurt people, as the therapists say.

Charles and Diana’s pairing came about for much the same reason people have disaster sex - the need for human closeness and comfort during a tough time.

Dear Charles,

I dunno how I’m supposed to feel about this or how I actually feel about this.