OH. MY. GOD. i was about to reach through my computer monitor at your throat when i started reading your reply.

I don’t know, I sort of think that women have a responsibility to not put themselves into the sort of situation where this might occur. Which, apparently, involves building some sort of solitary subterranean bomb shelter and just living there for the rest of your lives.

I can’t with this lady. She reminds me of a friend, let’s call her Tammy-Too-Much, who is kind, capable, generous and positive, and who I can’t really stand to be around in public for the second hand embarrassment. There’s no nice way to tell someone to pump the brakes on their exuberance in general.

My one-night stand days, such as they were, are (hopefully) over, but as a dude I never worried a woman would murder me. I can’t imagine how scary it is for women.

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(White) People sure do love (appropriating, bastardazing and monetizing) black things

Excuse me but that’s “Wealthy, Older, International Man of Mystery” hair. Luxurious (a little caddish) but always gentlemanly.

Everyone wants to be ghetto as long as you don’t have to live there, or experience life there.

I guess this is what it’s like on the other side.

“Alice in Ghettoland”

lol

Let’s not forget the end of Gawker.

The gossip is all a real downer today

When there’s a ton of padding, THERE IS NOWHERE FOR MY BOOBS GO GO. Except out of their casing and into my chin, or to give me the wonderful double boobed look. Fuck Victoria’s Secret. Her goddamn secret is that she has no clue how to make a functional bra.

Must respectfully disagree. Bonkers lingerie can be lots of fun ;)

For us super busty ladies (34G, tig ol bitties) they have some really nice, supportive bras that aren’t crazy expensive. They were pretty much the only major American brand that sold stuff for big boobs and small band sizes for the longest time. It was aimed toward women who had bought their breasts but they need good…

I hate The Notebook so much but I like Gosling.

They were pretty drunk. I loved it.

There was a wild rumor once that he and Raven Symone had a secret child.