Can you see him comforting her after breaking up with stupid Tom Green and he’s like “Monica.. Those handbags and him were a mistake. You’re so much better than that MTV special. Let’s have a drink,” as he mixes a cocktail.

Thank you. After reading these well-executed comments, I felt slightly embarrassed for not spotting the potential puns when reading the post. But now I feel better that my initial response to the news was “OMG I love Alan Cumming!! He is totally the nice man who would’ve reached out to Monica and tried to comfort her…

I don’t know much about her. But tbh, I am skeptical of just about every fitness “personality” save for Richard Simmons b/c he is a treasure and a delight.

All the stars

Sorry. Sorry. Sorry. I hate myself.

Team No One.

I don’t know who to root for here. If I were Meghan or Shannon, I wouldn’t really want to interrupt my weekend to go visit some lady I hated. Keep in mind between this season and last season, Vicki has told both of those women that their husbands should/would leave them, with other nasty shit besides (and lying about…

Oh my god her angry tears about Cunt Dinner were delicious. I have never witnessed someone get so indignant about use of foul language that they cry.

I don’t know if I have ever scrolled past anything faster on this site. NO.

That pizza story is the best story ever, and Kathy just nails Cher’s voice. Every time I hear it, it cracks me up.

I still care. 20 years of #TeamMonica.

“The dog ate my debate prep” is so perfectly rude that when it’s aimed at Drumpf I can only cheer. Cher for press secretary.

I sent the video to my boyfriend a couple of months ago when I was PMSy and being very quiet. That song is a precious gift.

Aaliyah was and remains the Princess of R&B.

Lenny Kravitz will never have a ‘last fuckable day’. I’ve been crushin’ on him since...Jr High...?

Also she is brilliant and politically active and engaged and wonderful and also tweets like a combination of your grandma and your 14 year old cousin. <3 <3

Ok.... Honestly I screamed twice for every scroll after the original photo. Are you gonna keep the screenshots?

No wonder he walks that way...

I love Cher’s twitter so much. Everytime I read one of her tweets, I think of Kathy Griffin’s story about Cher calling her because her assistant was out and she didn’t know how to order pizza so she wanted Kathy to call and order it for her.