& now you’re my new favorite!

Who doesn't?!

That dude!?

Hello Starfish!!!

Guys!

For reals! The record in my head literally scratched! How was this golden bit of randomness not been revealed until now!?

Of COURSE he went to Oakland for fun & booze!

Damn! Pregnant!

Every fucking day!

Hold up! I'm coming with you!

Guys! I’m so sorry that this is some of y’alls experience!

Clinton-Keaton 2016!?!?!?

I got your back boo!

PINOT NOIR!!!

Boo Boo! There is no shame in loving dairy!

Best day ever. Totes invite me if you do!

Holy shit!!!!!!!

You're not wrong.

Gawd! I love ‘Mercia!!!

Me inside after reading this post: