Florida is ran by American Hitler 2.  You’d be an idiot to go there.

Investing in crypto with no regulations = you’re a fool.

Since her acting was so terrible in The Batman, who cares?

“The car caught fire, and the driver died at the scene.”

Oh, “good”.  Another chunky station wagon will hit the market--just what we “need”.

Well you have to admit, if you’re gonna pop for a minivan, that Chrysler is as good looking as any other minivan on the market. You could do way worse.

“...the driver crossed the double-yellow line into the wrong lane...”

I like your style.

You’re kidding, right?

All pollution comes from people breeding like rats. And the world has just hit 8 billion people so Earth’s heat death, here we come.

Which museum? The Museum of Meh-ness?

“...the iPhone realizes...”

Why on Earth does Taco Bell think this guy is a good choice for a spokesman?

Repub-nazis being intolerant? I’m “shocked”.

A Donald-groveling Repub-nazi lose?  Cool.

“$87,000 — a bargain compared to the rest of the Lucid lineup”

Given what I found for K5 prices:

The Brazilian Dodge Charger R/T. Here’s the ‘72 model:

If the dude pays me $5000 to haul that clunker off his property, sure. (“What? Me pay him? You’re kidding, right?”)

Put the Chief Twit in charge of America’s charging networks?